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THE REAL BRAIN TOOL SHOW

what does a chef, a semi driver, and a British gentleman have in common?

they get funny!

this is a show that looks at unusual daily news and brings it to you in an comedic approach.

with many characters and extreme humor, those three buffoons actually have a sponsor, yes, their show is owned by a international conglomerate that exploit their dumb sense of humor to advertise for the miserable products.

this is a weekly show, and yes they can get raunchy so you must listen at you own discretion. and now you have been warned, don't say we didn't tell you. you dig?

good!

enjoy the show!

yours truly, the hosts.

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. I'm no longer welcome, nor do I got mail!

. Help is on the way, once I find my keys.

. oh please don't sneeze, it sounds like a tease.

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. I'm no longer welcome, nor do I got mail!

. Help is on the way, once I find my keys.

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