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a comedy talk show, full of funny banter, news, sketches, and bad products that can honestly hurt you

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THE REAL BRAIN TOOL SHOW

Meet the three buffoons: A Chef with a short temper, a Long-Haul Trucker with a long list of grievances, and a perfectly bewildered British Gentleman. What do they have in common? Absolutely nothing, other than for the bi-weekly radio show they host, and can never find their action news van key, which is packed with absurd sketches.

This is where the world’s weirdest news gets the extreme, nonsensical comedy treatment it deserves. Expect sharp-witted absurdity, baffling tangents, and a surprisingly organized approach to total chaos—all delivered through their unique sketch-based format.

The catch? These three idiots are unknowingly being exploited by the Bullschizer Industries conglomerate to advertise their deeply miserable, terrible-for-you products. You listen for the laughs; they listen for the quarterly profit margins.

Tune In Bi-Weekly: The mayhem airs every other Sunday.

A Crucial Warning: The banter is raw, the jokes are raunchy, and the language can get particularly colorful (yes, we mean profanity). Listen at your own discretion. Don't say we didn't tell you.

Good. Now stop reading this and get ready to be utterly confused!

Signed:

production team and hosts

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.Buffalo Tool met his match!

.Bagpuss blow a dummy!

.Trees and trains and a bunch of cats

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